Assmad 

An extreme level of butthurt.

That kid is getting assmad about his mom cancelling his Xbox Live account.

Assmad by ChairmanMeow___ September 6, 2013

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse

John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"

Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017

rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!

Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!

rantaro assmami by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021

ass mad 

as - (mad), Angry, Pissed, Irritated. Similar to 'butt hurt', only more so.

When Steve found out that I used his toothbrush, he got all ass mad.

All the traffic made me really ass mad this morning.

ass mad by DJ Raizer August 19, 2011

Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

el asomado 

name given in peru to the technique in which you place your erected pennis vertically against your pants to avoid the erection to be noticed. Usually used in classrooms or other social situations.

Chato: how was the power point presentation yesterday?

Tomas: i had to do "el asomado".....but i think Mauchi noticed it anyway.....

el asomado by shaolindelamor May 8, 2011