tony's definitions

sucks to be you

A song written by Prozzäk (Now known as Simon and Milo) in the mid 1990's.

Sucks to be you.
I know I know.
Sucks to be you.
I know it's true.

by Tony June 17, 2004

raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity

shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures

by tony November 1, 2006

Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

by tony July 23, 2014

RYLF

Robot You'd Like to FUCK

dude C-3PO is a RYLF fo sho!

by tony October 4, 2008

tro

King of excuses and of the inventor of the lie. You could identify Tro by asking him where he lives with a 2 month interval between each question.

"I live in a one story beach house."
"Hold on guys. I have to go downstairs and help my sister with here computer."

by Tony June 12, 2004

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004