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Alcocall
a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.
Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"
Alcocall by The69person June 18, 2009
alcoconscious
A state between consciousness and subconsciousness/unconsciousness induced by excessive consumption of alcohol.
alcoconscious by neilalexander September 18, 2009
Allocco
The coolest last name in the entire world. In Italian, it means "tawny owl" and "foolish" The members of the Allocco family are the most gorgeous and handsome people on the face of the Earth, you can trust them, and they are very lovable. Most of them that live in the United States live on the East Coast.
"Yo man, last night at Joe Allocco's house, there was an insane party"
"Dude no way! I love the Allocco's!
"Dude no way! I love the Allocco's!
Allocco by UIisudgfwnfhbjsaykgdfuhsfg September 20, 2011
Alcoclawic
An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
Alcoclawic by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019