An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019