The coolest last name in the entire world. In Italian, it means "tawny owl" and "foolish" The members of the Allocco family are the most gorgeous and handsome people on the face of the Earth, you can trust them, and they are very lovable. Most of them that live in the United States live on the East Coast.
Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.
Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.