3 definitions by LEEZNUTZ
"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"
"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
by LEEZNUTZ September 26, 2015
An individual who is addicted to White Claw. Typical subjects have a historical absence of alcohol addiction, but are quickly triggered with one drop of black cherry, raspberry, lime, ruby grapefruit, or sweet, sweet, mango.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
Alcoclawics are known to follow no laws, crush juul pods, and most of them ain’t grown.
“Something is wrong, he won’t drink any crispy boys and now has a claw for breakfast. Honestly, I think Chad is an Alcoclawic.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
“When Brad’s mom called him an Alcoclawic all he could say was “Ok Boomer.”
“Barb learned that there actually are laws when you’re drinking claws. She now spends her Sundays at Alcoclawics Anonymous.”
by LEEZNUTZ November 10, 2019
Can’t act right. Degenerate. Eats hot pockets for breakfast. Is an adult but still does hoodrat stuff. Gets turnt on a Tuesday. Opposite of grown.
Josh is lying about being a manager at the TGIFridays when he actually just washes dishes. Ain’t f**king grown!
When you miss your 1pm spin class because you’re still drunk from the night before. Ain’t grown.
When you’re 40 years old, still live with your parents, and your mom does your laundry. Ain’t grown.
When your make six figures but have $17.37 in your bank account. Ain’t grown.
When you miss your 1pm spin class because you’re still drunk from the night before. Ain’t grown.
When you’re 40 years old, still live with your parents, and your mom does your laundry. Ain’t grown.
When your make six figures but have $17.37 in your bank account. Ain’t grown.
by LEEZNUTZ August 24, 2019