Allred 

A small child who is shorter in stature in comparison to her younger sister

Guy: Hey, is that chick an allred?

Guy 2: Damn straight

Allred by 894893489348934bill September 29, 2009

allred 

Raised in Bastrop, Louisiana, Staci Nicole Allred (she goes by Nicole) now resides in Choudrant, Louisiana: a small town in the middle of BFE. She attends Louisiana School for Math, Science, and the Arts and will graduate in 2012. BEWARE OF NICOLE; she is a vampire. She will not bite her friends, but is not partial to strangers or enemies.

You better watch out, or you'll be bitten by Nicole Allred!

allred by louisianaschoolliberator December 9, 2010

allreversible 

ALLREVERSIBLE™ is a reversible clothing brand that is based in Brooklyn, New York. The brand exclusively creates clothing that allows both sides to be worn. The brand was founded on the first global reversible date in 909 years, also known as a palindrome, 02.02.2020.

The brand focuses on streetwear, sportswear, and casual wear. The unique reversible nature of the clothing creates a versatile everyday style. You can wear one side during the day, and one side during the night. The brand appeals to minimalists and light packers. Pack one piece of clothing, and enjoy two different looks, perfect for the weekend getaway or road trip. Hot sauce on your hoodie? Don’t let a blemished garment ruin your game plan, reverse it.

ALLREVERSIBLE™ is also a fashion catalyst for the sustainability movement. Their goal is to raise awareness about water scarcity on a global level. With future generations in mind, they stand for sustainability and encourage clothes to be worn more and washed less, which helps conserve both water and energy.

Person 1: Ayyyyyooooooo, what type of hoodie is that?
Person 2: It's ALLREVERSIBLE, they are shifting the fashion paradigm.
Person 1: Shifting the what where?
Person 2: They are changing the game.
Person 1: Oh aight, that shit is fire!!

allreversible by André Delacroix November 27, 2020

Alfred Molina 

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.

Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.

Alfred Molina by Retrojection September 16, 2020

Alfredo Loza 

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

Alfredo Loza by Hazmeen November 7, 2018

Alfred F. Jones 

Alfred F. Jones, F. Standing for Franklin, is quite obnoxious. He is loud when he talks to others, and loves to pull stupid pranks on people. Although he is quite weird, he is very smart, though others around him choose to ignore that fact. He's had a tough past, and because of that, he has chosen to be an incredibly happy-go-lucky person. Whenever he makes new friends, he either drives them crazy, or vows to protect them. Because he likes protecting, and helping others, he often refferes to himself as a hero. Alfred chooses to be child like, but anyone who knows him knows that when he wants to be serious, he can be freakishly scary. Out of everyone Alfred knows and has yet to meet, he is one of the most physically capable out of all of them. He is much stronger than all of his friends, and even drug a large car behind him for an hour looking for his brother, Arthur, to see if he could drive it. Alfred has an incredibly busy schedule all of the time, but he always sets his priorities straight, doing almost everything his boss tells him to. He is touched deeply by American history and whenever past tragedies are brought up in conversations, such as 9/11, he gets very emotional and his friends have to help calm him down. He is younger than most of the people he knows, but they all enjoy his presence to some extent. Over all, he is a playful guy with both an incredibly hard steel side and a squishy, soft, plush side. Anyone would be lucky to meet someone like Alfred F. Jones.

Person A: "Look, there's Alfred F. Jones acting weird again."
Person B: "He is weird, but he stuck up for me one time when someone else was being rude."
Person C: "Yeah, but he went way too overboard last week during the 4th of July."

Alfred F. Jones by PurpleMorton February 4, 2018

king alfreds 

a school full of sketty slags and a few vEry fit boys in year 10 and a bunch of teachers who are massive cunts especially the art ones:)

i went to king alfreds now i live on the streets with my 9 kids doing crack

king alfreds by yamomsahoebabes May 8, 2019