Aldred

A ninja with a coffee addiction, he’s a little wuss at times but a fucking idiot aswell, has bad memory and is bound to be Asian

Damn did you see that,must be an Aldred.

by Lord Weaboo July 19, 2019

aldred

A person who needs Jesus in his life. Someone who is confused about what love really means. A person who has been lied to and has a sick mind. Someone who thinks that he is good and does good deeds in the light but plays with the devil at night. Extremely persuasive and brilliant in fooling the ones around him. But he's he the fool, because he ends up losing all the people he ever loved.

I'm so good at being fake that I even believe myself . I'm pulling an Aldred.

by Sarah-Keren November 27, 2017

harry aldred

Harry Alfred, a British lad who plays Xbox one and is quite short. Blonde hair, blue eyes and plays free games. He has lots of friends and gets in lots of fights

He's bent, Harry Aldred

by Nianaf January 12, 2018

Lee Aldred

Lee Aldred has the most diabolical monster cock on the market today, he can bench press 200kg, he once took on a small army with only a elf bar and a potion of swiftness to help him survive and also he’s got chiselled abs

Lee Aldred is the perfect sex machine

by Jewkiller123455 November 23, 2021

Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!

Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!

by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024

Alfred Molina

The sexiest creature to ever grace the cosmos, very slightly edging out Willem Dafoe.

Bruh, I accidentally jizzed when I saw a picture of Alfred Molina, the other day. I just can't help it.

by Retrojection September 16, 2020

Alfredo Loza

A name "usually" given to a spicy ass Hispanic boy. Most likely has huge ass biceps with sculpted abs and leg muscles. A defined symmetrical face sculpted by God himself. All the girls of all ages drools endlessly over an Alfredo. Even if he was to shave his luscious hair or ruin his perfectly golden tanned skin he'd nevertheless steal the girls. He may seem like a fuckboy/player but he is a total sweetheart with a killer smile that could never be faked. He smiles with every single possible muscle of his cheeks which shape his eyes into alluring crescents. If you are special enough to be his acquaintance you are indeed a lucky person. He is most definitely a humorous charmer who attracts all genders. Add two handfuls of intelligence, mix it with generosity, shake it up with compassion, stir well with sportsmanship, drop some friendliness, don't forget the confidence, combined with excess sexiness makes an Alfredo. His style and walk cannot be compared. As soon as he enters a room all eyes are on him. The fight between his personality and mouthwatering appearance can't ever be concluded as it can't be decided which is the more attractive quality. His parents must feel accomplished and must receive massive amounts of praises for their outcome. Once you grab hold of an Alfredo don't ever let go...you probably wouldn't let go anyways because he's fucking Alfredo. Lastly, he's beyond boyfriend material. Boys please don't be jealous, we're all simply just thirsty for pasta.

1) Girl 1: "Dayummm who's that boy?"
Girl 2: "Fuck me! That's Alfredo fucking Loza!"
Boy H: "Holy shit! I give him 10 out of 10!"

2) "The one and only, the sexy Alfredo Loza!"

3) Person 1: "Please help me! I am in need of an oxygen mask!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Alfredo Loza of course!"

4) "I need holy water to clense my inappropriate thoughts of Alfredo!"

5) Can Alfredo please be an asshole for once in his life? For the sake of the female kind."

6) "I'd like to thank Alfredo's parents for their work."

by Hazmeen November 7, 2018