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The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
aljons by ogleballs January 17, 2009
(of a man) good-looking.

not a selfish person. A good person is not a saint. A good person is someone who thinks about their own needs and comfort as much as they think about other's. A good person is not someone who helps you with money. It is someone who stands by you in your difficult times.
you're so aljon !!
Aljon by metalako June 5, 2018
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In French, allons-y stands for "let's go."

This phrase is often used by the Tenth Doctor in Doctor Who.
Tenth Doctor: "Allons-y, Alonso!"
allons-y by novitas May 23, 2008
What the 10th Doctor (the 10th incanation of The Doctor, a character from the hit BBC sci-fi TV series "Doctor Who) yells when he get's excited.
French for "Let's go"
Alons-y, Alonso
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Alonso your license 

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license
"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"
Alonso your license by COYS1882 October 29, 2018
French for "let's go." More formal than "on y va" (literally "one goes there") which means the same thing.

Well-known from the phrase "Allons-y, Alonso" (Alonso is a name). Made famous in English by the tenth doctor on Doctor Who though he was actually quoting the character Ferdinand in the '60s French film Pierrot le fou, where the subtitles translate it as "let's go, daddy-o."
Ferdinand: Allons-y, Alonso.
allons-y by frankchie November 11, 2012
(pronouced Ah-llon-s-win)
Allonswin is the pairing of the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) in the British Television Sci-fi/Drama Doctor Who. The name comes from the Tenth Doctor's catchphrase, 'Allons/y' and Clara's username, 'Os/win', therefore, Allonswin. Though only seen in one episode together, they are an immensely popular couple, though not as popular as Whoufflé.
If you're reading a story about the Tenth Doctor and Clara Oswald in a relationship, romantic or otherwise, and you support it, you like 'Allonswin'.
Allonswin by artiehazelmissy January 5, 2014
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