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A very honest person but who takes revenge on those who taunt him or backstab him, he's very attractive, talented & kind but don't mess with him because he doesn't forgive & doesn't forget, a cold hearted snake

Damn I wish I could be as cold hearted as Alfonse

Alfonse by Xxxtremely July 2, 2019

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Alfonse

A super nice and honest person who is everybody's friend.

Bro this dude I met is a total Alfonse.

Alfonse by Gthegreat July 24, 2014

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alfonse

a bad person who bullies people to get what they want. so rude and disrespectful. he is sitting next to me right now and i can't be anymore in pain. its bothering. i cry.

omg alfonse is sitting next to me gr xd

alfonse by mirbirtles March 6, 2019

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Alfonsius

An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.

Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!

Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021

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Alfons

An extremely sexy man who is loved by the ladys. Siganture move is to show them his huge ding dong.

Dude, you are such an Alfons! The ladys love you and your ding dong is bigger than my house!

Alfons by ol'man jakey February 7, 2019

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alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

alfons by Artoscope May 18, 2006

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karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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