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(pronouced Ah-llon-s-win)
Allonswin is the pairing of the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) and Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) in the British Television Sci-fi/Drama Doctor Who. The name comes from the Tenth Doctor's catchphrase, 'Allons/y' and Clara's username, 'Os/win', therefore, Allonswin. Though only seen in one episode together, they are an immensely popular couple, though not as popular as Whoufflé.
If you're reading a story about the Tenth Doctor and Clara Oswald in a relationship, romantic or otherwise, and you support it, you like 'Allonswin'.
Allonswin by artiehazelmissy January 5, 2014
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Alfonsina 

You one fine ass Alfonsina mami
Alfonsina by Jemel Smith March 3, 2015

Alfonsina 

Alfonsina is a girl who is very kind but sometimes self obsessed. She can make a lot of friends very easily but doesn’t know how to keep them all she will usually blame her mistakes on others. But she very attractive and smart when she wants to pay attention she likes to live life on the edge and is not ashamed of saying “I know I look good”
Alfonsina is very attractive but doesn’t have the best personality
Alfonsina by :)): November 23, 2018

alfonsine 

A beutiful, amazing girl, she is Intelligent, and can tell when she is being lied to.

1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has dark hair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.
Sentence: Alfonsine is amazingly beutiful, and fun to hand around.

Their Allowing Themselves To Be Canceled 

No. They aren't. This is just more narcissistic "You did this to yourself!" speak.
Dumb whore "Their allowing themselves to be canceled."

Hym "Noooo... You're using boycotts and the threat of associate shunning as a means to deplatform the tranny. That's not 'them doing it to themselves' and, no, they don't need to apologize for shit you toothless old bitch. And that is exactly what it is. It's elitist gatekeeping from old frauds who ran out of ideas decades ago. I'm not what you are. All you have to do to get an LLC is take a test. I'm one of the greatest minds of all time. I will soon surpass Shakespeare. All this is just conservatives trying to re-assert ideological control over a population that tried to cast them aside. Now, instead of 1 ideological gun, there are 2."

😖👈
Leftists "Bend to our will or be impoverished!!!"

👉😖👈

Theocrats "Act out some form of perennialist, collectivist dogma or be impoverished!!! Not that one!!! Pick a dogma of which I approve or be enslaved!!!"

Allowingpoet 

Someone who believes he is a rhimming genius; however is more like an absurd turd. Also spends most of his time in the areas of New Orleans that have chicks with dicks aka "witches".
I like to make weird noises with my allowingpoet.
Allowingpoet by Dreaded317 November 2, 2019

Alloning 

Making preventable mistakes on the DiscGolf course, switching putters every week, losing/dropping one or all belongings
If I wasn’t alloning I would have had a decent round of golf
Alloning by Discer November 23, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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