Alfonsina is a girl who is very kind but sometimes self obsessed. She can make a lot of friends very easily but doesn’t know how to keep them all she will usually blame her mistakes on others. But she very attractive and smart when she wants to pay attention she likes to live life on the edge and is not ashamed of saying “I know I look good”
An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Guy with a very big cock. Definition of swag, that's why they call him the swagmaster. Afonsini is a religion because he is loved by everyone except himself.
A beutiful, amazing girl, she is Intelligent, and can tell when she is being lied to.
1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has darkhair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.