Alfonsina
Alfonsina by Jemel Smith March 3, 2015
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Alfonsina
Alfonsina is a girl who is very kind but sometimes self obsessed. She can make a lot of friends very easily but doesn’t know how to keep them all she will usually blame her mistakes on others. But she very attractive and smart when she wants to pay attention she likes to live life on the edge and is not ashamed of saying “I know I look good”
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Alfonsina • alfonsine • Alphonsina • afonsini • Alfonsito • Alfonsius • alfonzia • alissa afonina • Dirty Alfonsi • Alfonso and bryan
Alfonsius
An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Alfonsius by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021
alfonzia
You are alfonzia
afonsini
Guy with a very big cock. Definition of swag, that's why they call him the swagmaster. Afonsini is a religion because he is loved by everyone except himself.
He is known for being Afonsini.
afonsini by BotaNoAlto November 30, 2021
alfonsine
A beutiful, amazing girl, she is Intelligent, and can tell when she is being lied to.
1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has dark hair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.
1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has dark hair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.
alfonsine by Sparkling cupcake May 20, 2018
Dirty Alfonsi
Dirty Alfonsi by EngConnection March 8, 2018
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