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Alfonso is a strong (mentally and physically), caring, unconditionally loving person. He makes friends very easily and tends to be loved by many. If you ever come in contact with an Alfonso, get to know him, because you'll never meet another guy like him. I know i'm never giving up my Alfonso. He is a loving and crazy person, who i love so much. He can get you through just about any bad day. He can lift your spirits within 2 seconds. Alfonso is the kind of person you just want to see all the time, hug, and never let go. If i ever lose my Alfonso, i don't know what i'd do. Alfonso is a happy, wild but calm, silly but serious human being. All Alfonso's are great, But my Alfonso is the best.<3
Person #1: Ugh i could really use some cheering up right now!!

Person#2: Just talk to Alfonso, he can make anyone happy!


Person#46238974923: That kid looks nice! I'm gonna talk to him!!

Person#8376984357: That's Alfonso, and he's my bestfriend, so lay the fuck off.
by kkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy June 26, 2011
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A Russian Gigolo. Usually a male; tall, dark and handsome; one with who women want to sleep with.
Xenia: Man that guy is a total Alfonso
Lyuda: Definitely!
by GauchoNica January 30, 2008
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Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
by la_parisienne February 04, 2010
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dark, muscular, hot. loves sports, mainly football. preferrs mango butter globs smushed on his face. complete goofball. watch out, when he farts, he kills plants and bugs that are around. likes to be a tour guide when he drives people around and has a ridiculously good sense of direction. he is very funny, definitely knows how to light up a room. sexy eyes. easy to fall in love with.
by 2hehehohohaha2 February 12, 2010
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Spanish name for a dickhead. He is someone who can move from girl to girl without caring about their feelings, and cheats on his girlfriend with more than one girl. He breaks girl's hearts and makes it seem like it's their fault. He is a player and a liar.
"Why are you upset?"

"My boyfriend just cheated on me!"

"What an Alfonso!"
by DolphinBeetleWatermelonBook January 12, 2012
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A Mexican who spends his time crossing the border and once spent a week avoiding border patrol surviving on tacos and cactus.He's still afraid of dogs especially large ones used for border patrol.Only some of his work drug trafficking mainly doing it for the memes
Damn Alfonso's back from the border and brought everyone back a free bag of weed!!!!
by EBOLAMAN007 May 31, 2016
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