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Alfonso
Alfonso
by tointypits November 23, 2021
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he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men
by Bababoeymenlover November 18, 2021
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King of Spain from 1886-1931
Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!
by Prince Al November 4, 2007
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Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"
by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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A short dark skinned Male person with a big heart. Alfonso's are often very sensitive and shouldn't be expected to indulge in activities that they think will harm them. Though they have a tough outer self, once you get to know them deeper, you find a kind and caring individual who has a soft spot for assholes like me.
Aww, you're such an Alfonso!
by Colton Silverquill February 21, 2020
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Alfonso is not cool
80% homosexual
90% has a big ass
Guy 1: hey I like roblox porn

Guy 2: your an Alfonso
by sicknewcoolname February 14, 2022
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Alfonso is the most kind hearted man in the world. He’s the kind of guy that you want to be friends with just because of how genuine he is. He has a silly sense of humor and a huge heart. Alfonso is extremely intelligent too. He is the kind of boy that a girl would be lucky to have. He is a gentlemen as he opens the door for his romantic partner and family members. Alfonso is a blessing to this earth! He is a great friend to have. He is shy at first, but when he is comfortable, his extroverted side shines!
Jimmy: I’m sorry for your loss…
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.
by Carly Shaza November 22, 2021
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