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A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.
Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.
alfons by Artoscope May 18, 2006

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Best person in the world:)
THE G.O.A.T
ALFONS ÄR BÄST
Alfons by oboyxd March 31, 2020

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If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
Alfons by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

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Alfons = gay lul

Alfons 

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If you're a gold digger, cheater, flirt with random chicks, and are fake to those who love you,
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.

ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.

Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.

Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.

Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.

Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?

Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
Alfons by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009

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A very sexy man, who everybody loves. He is super honest and super good looking, he smells like strawberrys and hes got an giant cock. He is a very lucky man and all the ladys love him.
Man you got a giant cock you are really a Alfons
Alfons by AIphaMaIe February 3, 2022
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