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Alaskan crab cake
An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Alaskan crab cake by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
Alaskan Blowhole
When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017
alabanza
A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."
Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
Alaskan Nut
When you chug a frozen beverage right before you cum thus giving you a simultaneous brain freeze at climax.
Alaskan Nut by tried these??? July 5, 2017
Alaskan Firefly
When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.
Alaskan Firefly by nuttery October 23, 2017