afflac 

what the duck says

kows go moo, kats go meow, and ducks go AFFLAC!

afflac by hi March 26, 2004

ben affleck 

Batman. The caped crusader of the DCEU, since 2013, plays a 20+ year experienced dark knight and without a doubt the strongest batman EVER seen onscreen.

though initially left in 2019 before his supposed solo movie finished development, has returned for the flash movie (which keeps getting DELAYED dammit!) and aquaman 2, don’t forget he also returned for the snyder cut reshoots. So everytime ben affleck quits as Batman it’s usually not for long lol

Ben affleck is the best bruce wayne/batman, easily resembles the same one from the comics and the animated series.

If Arkham Batman was ever adapted on film it’s definitely batfleck

Ben affleck is the perfect batman

Batman IS Ben affleck

There is no dceu without ben affleck

Batfleck is the name for Ben affleck as Batman

ben affleck by Warheadpaysme August 31, 2022

afflicted 

Sick, mentally impaired, troubled

She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.

afflicted by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

stingray affliction 

When somebody is always acting tough and talking shit, but when they fight they get the shit kicked out of them.

Also a song by the PHC band Issues, describing said affliction.

"Mike suffers from the stingray affliction. He said he could beat the shit out of Brad, but instead Brad broke 3 of his ribs."

stingray affliction by Shawn WC May 15, 2014

Who's the Affleck now? 

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

Who's the Affleck now? by microsleeper October 13, 2011

sexually afflicted 

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.

someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.

sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013