afflacked

1-The art of standing your hair on end to hide your very receeding hairline..
2-Yelling quotes out like a duck....
from the Merc form of eric

My pal ERIC hung upside down all night ,and afflacked his hair in the morning when he gelled it.

afflacked by ynkx July 23, 2004

afflicted 

Sick, mentally impaired, troubled

She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.

afflicted by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

sexually afflicted 

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.

someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.

sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013

Afflicted Herd 

a direct reference to the group of males that continually don so called "Affliction" genre T-Shirts. These shirts are known for their heavy price tag, sparkly, and tattoo like graphics. These shirts also have been deemed acceptable for any social situation no matter how distinguished; they allow males to be "stylish" without any internal creative input. These groups of males usually attempt to impress you with their incessant banter which usually contains UFC fighter name drops and the indisputable fact that they are in the midst of MMA training (despite their visible beer gut).

Motivation: To impress the opposite gender with their overwhelmingly masculinity. This desire psychologically stems from significant insecurities. All members have been initiated via the herd mentality Nietzsche perceives this mentality as a form of subservience and a weakness among the common man, and that the "Superman" as Nietzsche terms is the one who overcomes the values of such a fallible herd.

" The bar was overran with members of the afflicted herd; never have I smelled so much hair spray and douchery in one locale"

Afflicted Herd by scrumhalf86 January 29, 2010