a guy who has the godsent gift to ruin any movie he's in.
Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."
by deejaylovesmaddie December 23, 2009
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verb: to wreck anything by merely loaning your name or persona to it

adjective: cursed, tainted, ruined, spoiled

noun: a talentless pile of flotsam that should soon go away
"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"

"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"
by OnTheSideOfRight October 04, 2006
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quite possibly the most talentless actor in hollywood right now. I'd prefer to shove thick needles in my cock, than watch any of his shitty movies like daredevil or gigli. Just because your friends with a talented actor like Matt Damon, doesn't mean you yourself have any acting skill. I wish he would crash his car on I-95 and die...hes also a stupid red sox fan
Dude 1: Let's watch daredevil, it has jennifer garner in it!

Dude 2: no way man, it also has ben affleck...he sucks at acting, I wish he would die
by Not a Wanker/Anti-Wanker March 11, 2008
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Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".
1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?
by Arrieth January 31, 2008
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When you self-induce a half-chub hoping it'll pass off as flaccid.
So, I went to this African American Sauna and had to go and start Ben Afflecking to fit in.
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One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.
"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"
by MstrFantastic October 07, 2011
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