You piece of junk.
You piece of Affleck.

I've been jabbed

1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?

Phil: "what's ben affleck doing in this movie?"
Maddie: "ruining it."

"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"

"I was going to run for a liberal Democrat whiny dog catcher in my home town, but once I found out that Ben Affleck was campaigning for me, I conceded to the retarded lobster who was running against me as I knew that I would lose"

"I found out that the free lunch involved listening to some Amway speaker; what a Ben Affleck that turned out to be"

I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?