Affleck

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

by Luke February 25, 2005

Affleck

1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl

2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.

"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"

"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"

by Chungus69 March 27, 2016

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Affleck

Being most whipped, possibly in all the land

Once I saw that dude bring his bitch to ball with his boys, it was then that I knew he's Afflecked for life, jigger

by --Kev April 21, 2004

Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

Afflecking

Shutting down discussion on an important topic by shouting the word "racist" where it doesn't belong.

"The world has an increasing problem with Islamic extremism, but before we discuss it, it's important to distinguish between criticism of Islam as a set of ideas and bigotry against Muslims as a people."
"You can't say that! It's gross! It's racist!"
"Woah, what's that guy's problem? Nothing I just said had anything to do with race."
"Don't mind him, he's just Afflecking."

by TheDude765123 November 30, 2015

affleck

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

by TwiggyRules September 04, 2013