accoutrama

Accoutrama are the items needed for a job or activity.

I had to rent a lot of accoutrama before I could go snow skiing. Bette Midler says in her act that people who are into bondage can't be spontaineous because they have to shlep all to that accoutrama around.

accoutrama by lilolman July 25, 2011

masturbatory accoutrements 

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.

Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.

masturbatory accoutrements by dumbslut August 10, 2006

Accoutrements 

Very used in the Jamaican dialect

The initial ac is usually dropped in fast spoken speech reducing it to coutrements (couchements)
COUNTABLE NOUN usually plural
Accoutrements are all the things you have with you when you travel or when you take part in a particular activity.
humorous, or old-fashioned

Commonwealth spelling of accouterments

An article of clothing or equipment, in particular when used as an accessory.
Synonyms: equipment, gear, trappings, accessory

The yard is full of accoutrements. Daddy can hardly find where to walk.

Accoutrements by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022

accoutremommy 

Combining the words "accoutrements" and "mommy" to define a female parent who insists on having every imaginable accessory for her newborn child, which often has a lengthy gender-neutral name. The accoutremommy enjoys showing off her top of the line brand name baby in voracious scrapbooking work and judges others by how their baby's possesssions compare. She will ballistically defend her child and home from any products she deems are less worthy than more expensive or prestigious brand names.

Carol only wants Gap clothes for Mackenzie Ryerson, she's such an accoutremommy!

accoutremommy by Eileen Fitzpatrick October 22, 2007

accoutrements 

accessory required for a particular activity. The definition varies depending on context. For example, at a party it may refer to one's "works" (razors, lighters, straws) which are necessary to prepare drugs for use. During sex, it could refer to condoms, lube, toys, etc.

Does anyone have a bill, I forgot to bring my accoutrements!

accoutrements by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

accoutrements 

"accoutrements" is a French word that means "getup" in its origin country, but means "paraphernalia" in Urban English. (see the "brooklyn516" definition for the complete definition).
"attirail" is the French equivalent of the Urban English word "accoutrements"

Bring your accoutrements with you while coming, I can't find mines to repair the machine.

accoutrements by Loup Solitaire December 5, 2007

accoutramadd

A term of general frustration and disgust with any situation not going as expected. Similar to screaming 'FUCK'

Popularized by Winnebago Man (@4:23) found on YouTube

Friend: Can you tell me what you were thinking when you threw your cup of beer at your hott beer pong opponent?!

Friend 2: 'I don't know --shit-- accoutramadd'

accoutramadd by M4LBayKeeper September 23, 2009