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extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.
Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!
Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!
Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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Often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly shit.
Often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly shit.
If that glitter bitch asks me "Do you want a light show???" just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna have a totally anti-PLUR moment!
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
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by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
Get the accoutrements mug.The point at which you realize that putting all that shit up your nose probably wasn't such a good idea cuz you haven't slept the last 2 nights and you spent a lot of cash but you still want more but you know you shouldn't and your eyes want you to sleep but your body sure as hell ain't ready to, and your brain has been losing the initial sharpness and clarity that Day 1 brings, slowly turning you paranoid, edgy, jittery, unfocused and susceptible to sleep-deprivation-induced chasers and visuals.
Precursor to Days 4,5,6,etc. which do NOT get any better, just progressively worse, until the inevitable CRASH.
Precursor to Days 4,5,6,etc. which do NOT get any better, just progressively worse, until the inevitable CRASH.
by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004
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