A Planter
A Planter by SheckyMcFerris December 16, 2010
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tits on a platter
Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?
Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!
Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!
Hey did you hook up with that chick?
Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!
Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!
Hey did you hook up with that chick?
Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
tits on a platter by Catman378 January 18, 2009
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A Planter • flipping a plaster bowl • pulling a Pantera • Face like a Plasters radio • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab • A.F.I.
Sex on a platter
Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
Sex on a platter by toee December 3, 2006
flipping a plaster bowl
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
flipping a plaster bowl by RealTheTud September 28, 2013
Face like a Plasters radio
When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
Face like a Plasters radio by akira1310 May 12, 2018
pulling a Pantera
I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.
pulling a Pantera by Drewbert January 7, 2007
poop on a platter
poop on a platter by cericratman August 28, 2011
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