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tits on a platter 

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.
So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man
tits on a platter by Catman378 January 18, 2009

Sex on a platter 

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.
Sex on a platter by toee December 3, 2006

flipping a plaster bowl 

Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
flipping a plaster bowl by RealTheTud September 28, 2013

Face like a Plasters radio 

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

pulling a Pantera

Attempting to hide a part of your past, such as Pantera attempting to hide their glam metal days.
I hate it when preppy girls try to cover up their Playboy days. It makes me feel like they are pulling a Pantera.
pulling a Pantera by Drewbert January 7, 2007

poop on a platter 

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
poop on a platter by cericratman August 28, 2011