Earthquake

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 1, 2009

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Earthquake

Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.

Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"

by MikeHunt509 February 1, 2014

Earthquake

During the sexual act of a Golden Gate (see Golden Gate) the tops lean forward over the bottoms and kiss. Thus looking like the towers of the bridge have collapsed.

"Totally banged those chicks last night, didn't we dude!?"
"Yeah, but was the kiss really necessary?"
"Yeah, totally, now we can so we earthquaked!"

by McCourt March 29, 2009

Earthquake

When you put your ass during sex up against the females and you fart and shit on her ass it's called an Earthquake.

Last night James earthquaked Kevin.

by RickJamesbitch69bitch June 28, 2008

earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

by seismixxx May 7, 2003