earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

by seismixxx May 7, 2003

earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

Earthquake

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 1, 2009

earthquake

A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'

He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.

by Yarince May 9, 2008

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Earthquake

Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.

Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"

by MikeHunt509 February 1, 2014