Zoonk’d 

Immaculately off your nut

I was completely ZOONK’D the other night

Zoonk’d by skdohqbxpwnx February 22, 2020

Zonk'd 

When Wayne Brady convinces a usually mildly attractive audience member/contestant to take a poor deal or exchange of prizes on the mildly-unpopular TV game-show "Let's Make A Deal".

Wayne Brady: "Okay you can either have the car which is filled with solid gold bars and $1,000,000 cash OR whatever is in this "mystery" shoe box."
Moderately Attractive woman dressed in crazy outfit: "Hmmm... I know the car looks great... but I think I am going to go with the mystery box!"
Wayne Brady: "Ooooh tough break, YOU GOT ZONK'D! the box had a large sum of cracked/chipped marbles!"

Zonk'd by Team Brady October 27, 2011

Zoink disease 

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

Zoink disease by rpetersen May 29, 2019

Zonk out with my Donk out 

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

Zonk out with my Donk out by Weenman September 6, 2018

Daddy Zoink

A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.

You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!

Daddy Zoink by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021