zonkd

adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned.

(Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch

by LAURA JONNO May 10, 2007

Zonkd

One step above being stuck when you are smoking weed.

I am above stuck I'm zonkd

by Smokesalot4312 October 18, 2020

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.

Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!

by iEatSpam December 7, 2017

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016