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One step above being stuck when you are smoking weed.
I am above stuck I'm zonkd
Zonkd by Smokesalot4312 October 18, 2020
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zonkd • zonked • zonk • zoned • zonkey • zoned out • Zonker • zonda • zonking • zonky

Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy
Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.
Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!
little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017
being completely exhausted
God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night
Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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