Zoink 

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

Zoink by Crouch June 11, 2006

zoink 

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

zoink by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

Zoink 

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

Zoink by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011

Zoink 

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

Zoink by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

Zoink 

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

Zoink by vinnikk March 11, 2019

Zoink 

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

Zoink by TheNuke January 29, 2003

zoink 

The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)

"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"

zoink by project.lenzone May 28, 2020