Definitions by rpetersen

Zoink disease 

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

Zoink disease by rpetersen May 29, 2019

Crispy

When someone is overly salty to the point that they get crisp on the outside.

Jon “did you hear that Ben kissed yo girl”
Mark “oh hell na, I’m so crispy at ben”

Crispy by rpetersen January 13, 2019