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That big thing that males have.
Alex: My 7 year old brother kicked me in the Xlong.
Leo: That Sucks Man.
Xlong by AnNormalPerson July 16, 2022
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Xiongmao Shaoxiang 

A virus writer in China has been arrested for developing and selling viruses. These viruses have infected millions of computers and were targeted to steal passwords for the ubiquitous QQ service, according to Xinhua.
The individual and his associates earned 100,000 Yuan (about US$13,000) selling the viruses to 120 individuals. This criminal team mutated / customized viruses for their customers.
These numbers should scare anyone who cares about the health of the Internet and computer security.
Millions of computers infected for only pennies each (assume "only" 1 million infected computers - the revenue per infection was about US$0.013 while the damage per infection was no doubt much higher).
What we don't know at the moment is how much money the buyers of these viruses made - almost certainly their return on investment was very good (I haven't seen any data on those individuals - help from China / Chinese readers?)
This is for a mass-market, non-targeted infection. To target a specific company or individual, the rate may be higher, though the total cost would likely be the same (since the work is equivalent) but the likelihood of detection would plummet.
The economics of this highly destructive form of computer crime are going to drive its popularity - and commercial virus development scales much better than the current security countermeasures.
Eight arrested in virus case
www.chinaview.cn 2007-02-13 09:13:06
The pictures shows the logo of Xiongmao Shaoxiang (Panda burns joss-sticks), a worm that has hit millions of computers in the country since November 2006.
Omg that evil Xiongmao Shaoxiang virus... so evil.
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The supreme Hmong race
also spelled as "Xyooj"
Dao Xiong is the biggest Hmong mechanical engineering pimp.
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Caroline Xiong 

Caroline Xiong is the best thing that has ever happened to you. She is kind, caring, and always puts a smile on your face. She has a heart of gold and is always there for you, no matter what. She is also incredibly intelligent and has a great sense of humor. You feel so lucky to have her in your life and can't imagine a future without her. She is truly one of a kind and you are so grateful to have her by your side.
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Janky Xiong 

Janky Xiongs Are low class and generally Asian names; The people with this name are usually anti social but when you get to know them they are pretty cool. Although they have unusually small penis they are a lady magnet !
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