xbong

A guy with a big shlong that gets all the girls. He probably smokes lots of weed (and so do his parents..). He's the ultimate alpha-male and all other males in his presence get intimidated by him and instantly get jealous. He's also very handsome and intelligent.

Male 1: "Damn that guy has all the girls"

Male 2: "He must be an xbong"

Male 1:"I'm so jealous"

by bobburger12369 June 1, 2020

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