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punctual 

adj.; punk-like; punkness
I never liked Nirvana. They were too punctual for me
punctual by napoleon September 21, 2004

Punctual penis 

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.
My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

punctual-pooper 

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!
Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
punctual-pooper by mrlambo March 5, 2012

Punctual Gold 

When you're having a great conversation with someone and its just swagalicious
"Man, that conversation that I'm having with Emily is punctual gold"

Pseudo-Punctual 

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
Pseudo-Punctual by NizariahP January 25, 2025

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.
punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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