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Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery
That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.
Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014
Related Words
Woothe Wootheko Woother Wooties wooter wooten woosher Wootle woodhead Wooshed

Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."
Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

Victor Wooten 

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.
The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.
Victor Wooten by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005
“Jacob WOOCH!”
Oh so your the woocher, I’ll get you back!”
Woocher by Char777 July 8, 2019
A Wooter is a person who understands that great things never come from staying in your comfort zone. A Wooter believes in staying active, meeting new people and unlocking new experiences.
"Hey look at those Wooters over there playing volleyball; lets go join them!"
Wooter by godoit December 29, 2014