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A person who played dodge ball with the joke
You missed the joke r/woosh

PixelClub shot tried to shoot you with the joke but you miss it so you been Wooshed
Wooshed mean you been wooshed
Wooshed by pixelclub May 1, 2019
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Another way of saying getting fucked up on
Drink or drugs .
Yo bro we are getting absolutely wooshed tonight
Wooshed by Boomybastard April 24, 2020

Whooshed 

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you
You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke
Whooshed by antimansplainers September 29, 2018

take him/her/it behind the woodshed 

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs
When someone has yelled wooch to you.
“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Dang it I’ve been wooched.”
Wooched by Char777 July 8, 2019

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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