guy: dude, last night i was in the woods with my girlfriend and she gave me some woodhead!!

friend: damn, does she give good woodhead?

guy: hell yea!

woodhead by pop eye November 17, 2010

Danny Woodhead

A short, white running back of the new england patriots. he was released by the jets and the pats signed him. he is so small that he gets lost behind the offensive line, and is impossible to tackle because of his stature. he can catch like a wide receiver, and can run like a running back...just another great patriot utility guy.

dude! where did Danny Woodhead go?! i cant see him...

idk man...wait, there he is! hes gonna score!

yeeeeah! i fucking love Woodhead.

Danny Woodhead by bob blackburg January 12, 2011

Angela Woodhead

A hot girl who when you look at her she gives you wood. Usually girls like these are only found in Maine...particularly on the western coast. Be careful as even though she may be hot, she is not ditsy...not at all! Woodheads are known for their extreme greatness in all aspects of life such as piano, tennis, skiing, and being in a band! Everyone loves a Woodhead.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn that Angela Woodhead is go great! I love her!

Angela Woodhead by Wellsian of Maine July 16, 2008

Danny WoodHead

running back/receiver for the new england patriots in 2010/11. his name is often used as slang for "penis"

wanna see my danny woodhead?

Danny WoodHead by xxjuice17xx January 21, 2011

Going for a Woodhead

The excretion of an unusually large amount of fecal matter from the anus. Generally contains traces of crisps.

Back in a moment, I'm just going for a woodhead.

Going for a Woodhead by silverbacklover September 26, 2010

woolhead

kongen

leet mafa konge

woolhead by Skada^ February 6, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026