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wokeacracy 

wokeacracy — Credit for the coinage of the word is given to Governor Ron DeSantis who has proclaimed his state Florida to be where “Woke” goes to die.

Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.

Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.

Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.

Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.

This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.

When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.

“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)

This was his description of himself.

This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!

And we wouldn’t want that.

Would we?
We have to remove critical race theory from our schools; keep women barefoot and pregnant; disenfranchise non-White voters; discourage diversity and inclusion programs; and remove affirmative action programs otherwise America will become a wokeacracy!!!!!!!!!

Wokefest 

Short for Woke Festival. When a television show demonstrates blatant and obsessive virtue signaling to the point where that seems to be the primary reason for it to exist rather than as entertainment.
The new Trek TV series doesn't have a plot, it's just a wokefest of actors.
Wokefest by thedm96 January 8, 2021

Wokeahontas

A self-proclaimed feminist who is into "tribal" things and does not grasp the difference between cultural appreciation and cultural appropriation. She can often be spotted at music festivals donning a Black Lives Matter shirt with feathers in her hair, "tribal" face paint, and a mass-produced native American print from Urban Outfitters.
Kelly showed up at Coachella looking like a total wokeahontas.
Wokeahontas by TheGnarrator September 30, 2017

Wokeademics 

People who are allegedly educators who actually indoctrinate into leftist cultism.
The Wokeademics have declared math racist because their victimization mobs do not pass it.
Wokeademics by I, Wreckerrr April 1, 2021

Wokeabulary

Woketard: That white cisgender non-binary man woman is totally gay.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.
Wokeabulary by THEREALPERIOD March 22, 2021

Wokeasaurus 

This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.
Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!
Wokeasaurus by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021