THEREALPERIOD's definitions

maychoturd

A mixture of hot sauce, mustard, and mayo.

"I just mixed some maychoturd spread for my hot dogs.'

by THEREALPERIOD January 10, 2019

neglectniques

Techniques used in child rearing to neglect the child while making them think you are interacting with them.

Woman: My child is so needy, he never sleeps without me holding him!
Husband: Here let me teach you some new neglectniques.

by THEREALPERIOD January 9, 2021

Wokeabulary

The vocabulary of woke idiots.

Woketard: That white cisgender non-binary man woman is totally gay.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.

by THEREALPERIOD March 22, 2021

abortion

The act of intentionally killing your unborn child.

Let's get an abortion to sacrifice our child to moloch, fuck that kid he sucks.

by THEREALPERIOD June 29, 2022

Gravhotchos

Doritos melted cheddar jack cheese, gravy, and hot sauce.

I'm so stoned let's make some gravhotchos

by THEREALPERIOD June 29, 2022

WKRBAL

The word stan sees below magnets that has now become pseudonymous with magnets.

Tomorrow is the marksman section of the midterm. If only there was some way to manipulate their bullets to hit the targets. Perhaps using the attracting properties of metals. That's it, WKRBAL!

by THEREALPERIOD May 20, 2022

afk

Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.

Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.

by THEREALPERIOD November 17, 2021