neglectniques

Techniques used in child rearing to neglect the child while making them think you are interacting with them.

Woman: My child is so needy, he never sleeps without me holding him!
Husband: Here let me teach you some new neglectniques.

by THEREALPERIOD January 09, 2021

Flipping Ass

The act of female vaginal masturbation.

She was digging in her vagina so hard it looked like she was flipping ass.

by THEREALPERIOD October 12, 2021

abortion

The act of intentionally killing your unborn child.

Let's get an abortion to sacrifice our child to moloch, fuck that kid he sucks.

by THEREALPERIOD June 29, 2022

Wokeabulary

The vocabulary of woke idiots.

Woketard: That white cisgender non-binary man woman is totally gay.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.

by THEREALPERIOD March 22, 2021

maychoturd

A mixture of hot sauce, mustard, and mayo.

"I just mixed some maychoturd spread for my hot dogs.'

by THEREALPERIOD January 10, 2019

afk

Short for 'Ass Fucking Kids', pedophiles and nerds will often use this and cover it up by saying they simply stepped away from keyboard because they're too ashamed and don't want to be arrested.

Person A: AFK baby acting up.
Person B: I'm calling the cops.

by THEREALPERIOD November 17, 2021

MVAWG

Male Violence Against Women and Girls (MVAWG)

A bedforshire police group working with other organizations

MVWAG: Male Violence Against Women and Girls

Violence Against Women and Girls (VAWG) is defined by the Home Office as acts of violence or abuse that we know disproportionately affect women and girls. The vast majority of these offences are committed by male perpetrators. Therefore we must make a distinction for male violence against women and girls with the acronym MVAWG.

Crowd: We need to put an end to male violence against women and girls!
Police: Okay we'll start task force called MVAWG.

by THEREALPERIOD May 10, 2024