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wokeaholic

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.
The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.
by DoctorToxicityTheGreat March 2, 2021
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workaholic

A person who is addicted to working, to the point where their life consists only of work and sleep. They have very few friends, if any, and some rarely see their own families.
Workaholics often suffer from fatigue, sleeping disorders, stress and stress-related ailments, and some eventually work themselves to death. Workaholics are a common sight in some East Asian countries, but are less prevalent in North America and even less in Europe.
Jimmy neglects his family so he can spend more time working, he's a workaholic.
by captainfugu December 30, 2008
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workaholic boss

A boss who is addicted to work and expects his employees to work as hard as he does.
I have a workaholic boss, he calls me even when he is on vacation!
by Rêveur January 11, 2009
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Wokeaphobic

wokeaphobic
adj., Descriptive of one exhibiting a condition known as Wokeaphobia:

1. (From woke, meaning "awake", and phobe, meaning fear), adj. Realizing that too much awareness, too much "wokeness" leads to a decline in awareness which creates the opposite of the intended result. Possibly related to Ilithiophobia.

2. An awareness, and aversion, to individuals who are self centered, and who believe that their opinion is the only one that matters while any counter opinion makes you racist, stupid, a bigot, ect. Ironic since it's actually the opposite, the woke person's view of others is actually a self reflection.

N. form: wokeaphobe.
1. Many people call out stupidity in politics and social interactions due to the fact that they're wokeaphobic.

2. "You didn't vote for the person that I wanted to win the election! You're wokeaphobic!"

3. "How dare you use a male pronoun! I recently decided to start identifying as non-binary. You're wokeaphobic!"

4. "I am so tired of politics being about yes or no, left or right, up or down, black or white. I just want equality, fairness, and to end corruption. I guess I am wokeaphobic."
by DP_Forever October 4, 2022
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Workaholics

A Comedy Central show that first aired in early April of 2011 and is absolutely hilarious. It follows three friends living and working together after college. Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine and Anders Holm star in this scripted comedy where they spend their days selling time shares and their nights partying. Even though college ended, the fun hasn't.
Kevin: Dude it's Wednesday, guess what's on tonight. New episode of Workaholics!!
Devin: That show is so funny man, cannot wait.
by mermaidcat May 17, 2011
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workaholic

A person who works too hard, even when they are meant to be on vacation.
by Robert January 18, 2004
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workaholic

a person who makes their job their entire life
a prime example of a workaholic is myself
by Steve Lev September 27, 2005
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