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Thousands of people (that are either female, gay, both, or rich) coming together in the middle of a desert dressed like they just walked out of a strip club audition and taking pictures and videos other than actually enjoying the music or the effects of the cocaine they took while they were having sex in their tent during the juice wrld concert
Hey bro you going to Coachella?
I’m not a female, gay, both, or rich and I don’t really enjoy spending time with a bunch of half naked 19 year olds listening to so called ‘different’ music
by Giuseppe Amato April 19, 2019
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"Coachella"
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.

It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.

By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.

The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".

See also brochella hochella and dohchella

I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017
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Coachella is basically where all the basic white girls meet and listen to music
OMG I can't WAIT for coachella this year the lineup is AMAZING
by Coolgal63 January 04, 2018
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An indie music festival held annually, generally around Easter, in the Coachella Valley. Three days and nights of weed and music.
Dude! I can't wait for Coachella this year!
by mehhhhhhhhhhhhh July 07, 2009
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