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Wokeflake”: a person with an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and someone who is overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions with an acute need at the same time to lecture everyone else on any issues close to their heart particularly issues of social and racial injustice or perceived social and racial injustice
A: There appears to be a lot of over-excitement over the most seemingly questions nowadays...
B: Yes, it’s becoming a more common conflation of being ‘woke’ and a ‘snowflake’- a wokeflake if you will..
A: I see...so conversational questions about heritage, religion or race are being treated as personal attacks, when they aren’t?
B: Yes. That.
by Northern Gentleman January 13, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A person who is so achingly hip to the current Zeitgeist that they are permanently on their guard to become offended on behalf of others.
by Wedders November 11, 2020
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