Wokeflake 

A person who always use the word woke to try and impose their backwards views on society.

Wokeflake is the natural evolution of the Karens and Kevins of this world.

Look at all these Wokeflakes invading the capitol for the orange wannabe dictator.

Wokeflake by IQ9000 August 13, 2022

wokeflake 

“Wokeflake”: a person with an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and someone who is overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions with an acute need at the same time to lecture everyone else on any issues close to their heart particularly issues of social and racial injustice or perceived social and racial injustice

A: There appears to be a lot of over-excitement over the most seemingly questions nowadays...
B: Yes, it’s becoming a more common conflation of being ‘woke’ and a ‘snowflake’- a wokeflake if you will..
A: I see...so conversational questions about heritage, religion or race are being treated as personal attacks, when they aren’t?
B: Yes. That.

wokeflake by Northern Gentleman January 13, 2020

Wokeflake 

A person who is so achingly hip to the current Zeitgeist that they are permanently on their guard to become offended on behalf of others.

Typical wokeflake

Wokeflake by Wedders November 11, 2020

Wokeflake 

A person who is outwardly respectful and protective of all minority groups, but is in reality only concerned about themselves.

He/she left the BLM rally to get a haircut, what a wokeflake

Wokeflake by bustergonad March 21, 2021

whoreflakes 

when someone flakes on you....you call them a name...in this case a "whore" so to shorten the phrase of "that whore flaked on me" just say "i got served a bowl of whoreflakes"

I got served a bowl of whoreflakes yesterday when this chick hung out with her friend instead of me.

whoreflakes by Tneigsngoi December 30, 2007

whoreflakes 

After a girl flakes on a guy, the guy becomes angry and therefore calls her a whore. Therefore, putting the terms together forms whoreflakes and is "served", metaphorically, to him after such event.

That girl served me a bowl of whoreflakes last night.

whoreflakes by Rujxtghxtk December 30, 2007

Wokeface 

When you have fake your wokeness in order to be accepted in progressive spaces.

Ah geez, it's another meeting about the gender neutral bathroom on the 6th floor; I've better put on my wokeface.

Wokeface by Frank Jones October 19, 2021