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Whoreasaurus

A female or group of females who live in the wild and tend to hunt in packs. They prey on the male species and relentlessly eat your heart out of your loving chest.

They often lie, cheat, sleep with you post break up, or call to say that they are sleeping with another man. In order to survive an attack we suggest you fall to the ground and just hand over your wallet and sometimes in extreme cases years of your life.
Tom: So basically, I was going to marry my girlfriend until I found out she was a Whoreasaurus.

Matt: So wait...she's single now?
Whoreasaurus by KenSmokes April 30, 2010

jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?
jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Wogasaurus 

Like a theasaurus, the wogasaurus teeches people how to speak wog. Going into a nigger area? Then just fetch your wogasaurus.
I was in Brooklyn when all of a sudden i was approached by some niggers who spoke wog, it was very intimidating, but then i pulled out my wogasaurus and was soon in kfc with the formentioned niggers

Whoreasaurus Rex 

A gigantic whore, maybe dinosaur like?

Whoreasaurusrex 

A whore of the rex variety, commonly foind not performing shadow puppets. Can be easily seduced with food.
Ashley was being a ,Whoreasaurusrex she wouldnt play shadow puppets with me until I made her rizoto.
Whoreasaurusrex by DoctorZeebz November 27, 2018

Whoreasaurus

Anyone who is above and beyond being a white trash whore. This person may have a husband/wife and family, and a few men/woman, or suiters, on the sidelines of which he/she pretends they might marry someday after the "divorce" thats never going to happen, happens. This person will make everyones life a living hell about how their boy/girlfrind on the side might be into someone else. Or is sleeping with someone else.

Meanwhile this person likes to drag everyone else down with them at work and at home because they don't care about anyones life accept their own.
Also see slut, hoe, homewrecker
BLY ME!!! Get a good look at that Whoreasaurus!!"; or if the person is your boss: "Seriously if this whoreasaurus doesn't shut up about all the mes she's bangin i'm going to quit. She hasn't said one word about her kids in 3 months!