Wittie 

Someone who is witless but on the internet. You call them a "Wittie". These type of people tend to hand out most on sites such as twitch, reddit, youtube, and especially discord. Sometimes, these users may even be named Wittie.

"Learn some common sense or you'll become a Wittie!"

Wittie by Angel (Vix) June 9, 2021

Wittie Bitter 

A person that demonstrates ingenuity, cleverness and innovation acting in a bitterful/prideful manner.

A poor example;

FuzzyLogic: "I just created the greatest program in the world, and as we all know it is disappointedly called the Six Degrees of Hikaru."

His friends: "Wittie Bitter."

Wittie Bitter by #Secret Admirer April 10, 2022

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Withie 

The act of taking a picture of yourself and at least one other person. Usually making a weird face and then posting it on a website such as Facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Girl 1: what are you doing?
Girl 2: taking a selfie
Girl 1: can I join?
Girl 2: ya we can make it a withie

Withie by Jackholejhole December 20, 2013

Ed Witten 

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

Wittler 

when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it

someone too lazy to become a disabilitator

someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain

John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.

I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.

Wittler by Q-City Wordsmith January 31, 2009

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011