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witte
witte by Jason Scottewell March 15, 2008
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Witte
The human Chameleon. Is able to change the color of its skin by will alone. Also known as Black witte.
Witte by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004
Witte
Witte by My Name Def Aint Witte November 22, 2021
Witte's Great Spurt
Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
Adam Witte
Adam Witte by Boo Radley Griffen June 6, 2019
Adam Witte
Adam Witte by Mr.Cell June 6, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.