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A person of Prussia, German descent.

My great grandma and grandpa Witte was born in The Kingdom of Prussia, German Empire.

Witte by Witte March 20, 2008

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witte

something that is different than the way things should be.

Wow, that asian jew is a real witte

witte by Jason Scottewell March 15, 2008

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Witte

The human Chameleon. Is able to change the color of its skin by will alone. Also known as Black witte.

Witte appears to be a normal boy but when he walks outside he becomes BLACK WITTE!

Witte by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004

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Witte

A person who is hyperintelligent, witty and has an immeasurable dick.

All the bitches want Witte.

Witte by My Name Def Aint Witte November 22, 2021

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Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

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Adam Witte

A person with a massive forehead/receding hairline.

You look like Adam Witte.
You forehead is as big as Adam Witte.

Adam Witte by Boo Radley Griffen June 6, 2019

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Adam Witte

An ugly motherfucker with a Big ass forehead

that adam witte mothafucka blinded me due to the reflection of his fivehead

Adam Witte by Mr.Cell June 6, 2019

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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