Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

dim witticunt 

What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.

"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"

dim witticunt by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019

Winficist 

one who practices the loosely based religion known as Winficism

"As a loyal Winficist, I base all of my actions on the teachings of the all-mighty Oprah Gail Winfrey."
- Loyola, 81, Manchester, UK
"I have been a loyal practitioner of Winficism since I was 20 years old. It has changed my life for the better. Weiner?"
- Robert, 21, Ohio, US

Winficist by Brendan Duell, Nick Heskett January 11, 2009

counter-witticism 

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

deja-witticism 

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005

witticism 

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

witticism by JD May 31, 2003

witicism

A witty comeback that shows a certain flair for being quick on ones feet. The act of being witty

"It's huge" she said, referring to the surf, and I responded with a witicism by looking down at my zipper and turning slightly away, stating " is it showing, how embarrasing"

witicism by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004