innovation

Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.

Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel!
Bub: Well, we'll have to draft a budget submission, then set up a steering party, develop a business plan then publish a prospectus. I'm guessing we'll need a couple of million plus a three year window for the R & D alone ...

by Disgruntled Former Employee March 17, 2005

innovation

A marketing ploy used by organizations that have exhausted all other plausable excuses for introducing ill-conceived products, policies, practices and/or services that will ultimately prove to be counterproductive.

CEO: OMG, this place is a real drag!
Boy Wonder: Gosh, CEO ... let's introduce an innovation!
CEO: Shit! Why didn't I think of that? Where should we start?
Boy Wonder: Gee, I guess we should do a Google search ...

by Aunty Yo's Sister March 17, 2005

innovation

A word used by game developers when they are going to fuck up a game.

Dev: We're going to make the game more innovative and fun!

*later on after release*
Gamer: Dude! WTF THIS GAME SUCKS!

Innovation...how it fails in most new games.

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

Innovation

Two dicks, one shoe-horn!

Jarrad - I used to use a shoe-horn to hold my dick up while shaving my balls, Now with my new Innovation i can hold up my mates dick while he shaves his balls as well!

by TheTrooper October 23, 2007

Innovation

Creating a tool for it to be easy work.

Innovation for a better america.

by Polish Problem February 13, 2017

innovation

Innovations is a bad school subject. It is the worst of the worst and can only be good when you have friends in said class. Innovations is only good when you are a teenage mutant ninja turtle and otherwise it should just go away. :)

Gee, innovation -s is so bad.

by TMNT_R_COOL June 16, 2022

innovation

Change, introducing something new into a system, into a practice, into an activity, into a technical operation, etc.

- What is the word for something new in a system or into an activity?
- Innovation

by sefunight September 11, 2022