where you find sympathy in the dictionary
I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
a display of driving excellence performed by a non-professional driver during a track day or autocross
When Walter went through that chicane, he totally looked like the Stig.
when someone starts out annoying, does something moronic, ends up retarded and thinks everyone owes them something because of it
someone too lazy to become a disabilitator
someone who takes advantage of the disability system for personal gain
John was getting on my nerves, but after he pulled a wittler and will sponge off the system, I really don't want to be around him.
I wish John would go get a job. I'm tired of him being a wittler.
a motor vehicle that is loud, but not fast
a motor vehicle that sounds like it is going like hell, but isn't
Guy #1 "Did you hear that shit box Camaro go by?"
Guy #2 "I sure did, it was running like a Harley."
any child that is or appears to be of Indian descent (the country of India)
When we were at Six Flags waiting in line for the Boss, a slumdog millionaire cut in front of us.
What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.
Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."
Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."
a Missouri hillbilly
what people in IL call people from MO
Guy 1: Quincy traffic would run smoother if all these Mobillies didn't work over here.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. At least you can identify a Mobilly by their license plate and steer clear of them.