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Wine + chinese food = winese
Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*
Winese by Turducken96 September 6, 2016
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Similar to Wapanese, but this person thinks he or she is Chinese.

Symptons are:

1. Storing weapons in your closet, owning a sword, and/or taking martial arts classes

2. Playing Dynasty Warrios WAY too much

3. Wearing shirts with random Chinese symbols

4. Can be dangerous when they think they know what they're doing with the weapons
That winese almost smacked me with his comas!
winese by Andy August 28, 2004
footnotes:

The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
Winese: "It's pronouned Lu-eo Bay."

Innocent Person: "Lu-eo Bay?"

Winese: "No, Lew-a-ho Bwey."
winese by Andy August 30, 2004

winesett 

A fat pregnant lady that teaches world geography
Look at Jason’s butt it looks like a mrs.winesett
winesett by Roarcakes March 4, 2018
Something that happens when you get penis enlargement surgery, and cannot control the bleeding.
aw man i got that penis enlargement surgery for brenda, but now it’s gone all wenease everywhere
wenease by snoblegark420 February 10, 2023