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Wine + chinese food = winese
Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*
Winese by Turducken96 September 6, 2016
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Similar to Wapanese, but this person thinks he or she is Chinese.

Symptons are:

1. Storing weapons in your closet, owning a sword, and/or taking martial arts classes

2. Playing Dynasty Warrios WAY too much

3. Wearing shirts with random Chinese symbols

4. Can be dangerous when they think they know what they're doing with the weapons
That winese almost smacked me with his comas!
winese by Andy August 28, 2004
footnotes:

The Winese may also express interest in Japanese culture similar to the way the Wapanese do. They claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. They also will correct your pronounciation of Chinese names and/or things, although their pronounciation changes every time.
Winese: "It's pronouned Lu-eo Bay."

Innocent Person: "Lu-eo Bay?"

Winese: "No, Lew-a-ho Bwey."
winese by Andy August 30, 2004
The lauguage my mother never spoke
You kids at toys r us whining: I want this I want that
Mom: You all need to talk normal I don't speak winease
Winease by Erica January 28, 2004

winesett 

A fat pregnant lady that teaches world geography
Look at Jasons butt it looks like a mrs.winesett
winesett by Roarcakes March 4, 2018
I AM THAT I AM....
Ethiopian Goddess who discovered the color purple, which represents Royalty. And was given power to oversee that the discovery remained secret and derives from the poison of a squid.

Always too good, aspires to be the best at what ever shall be....
WINEESA, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT TRUE
wineesa by anonymous December 8, 2021