Comas
A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.
Comas by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003
Comas
Comas by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003
Related Words
Comas • comasexual • comasko • Comasode • Comast • comasturbation • comasturbatory • soul and a thousand comas • Coma Sutra • Coma Shot
soul and a thousand comas
A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
soul and a thousand comas by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
Columbian Comakazi
Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!
Columbian Comakazi by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011
WEST COAST ELITIST
A person of east coast decent who moved west and lost all sensibilities from the old country... Lives in multiple places in California, travels abroad multiple times a year, eats only the freshest, organic, non gmo, cage free, range free diet while sitting watching jets highlights from 1993
That bitch be trippin yo, his west coast elitist ass ain’t comin back to the motherland without an attitude adjustment..I’m gonna make dat ho pay for a slice at m&s and a coke... you got that right bra!!
WEST COAST ELITIST by Tony tea bags lopinto January 21, 2019
runescape coma
Office worker 1: Dude, Jim seems really out of it. Did Gina break up with him?
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
Office Worker 2: No, but she probably will. He wanted full Zamorak so bad that he stayed up all night playing Runescape. He's in a runescape coma.
runescape coma by imspazz12 February 21, 2010
Weed Coma
When you wake up in the middle of the night after smoking a bunch of weed, and the lights are all on, phones dead, fully clothed, and confused on what happened.
Weed Coma by brandonxperry June 2, 2019
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