Wankicide

To commit or to have committed suicide from excessive masturbation or sexual acts pertaining to masturbation

The police comfirmed that Joe committed wankicide after finding a rope noose around his neck and his hand on his bare penis

by Etern4lDragon June 9, 2009

wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed

rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !

by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wankcident

An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.

OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!

by pehko June 17, 2009

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

Wankspider

A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.

Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...

by Yomommayoproblem January 15, 2011

wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.

"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."

by bigandsexy March 15, 2010

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.

I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

by tickles425 February 24, 2009