Wallington 

Attractive middle class town within the London Borough of Sutton with the great distinction of being the site of three of the best Grammar schools in the entire country.

Wallington is the hotspot of Britain for secondary education.

Wallington by .l April 26, 2014

Wallington boys 

A school full of skengmoids who recieve bigger grades than lashings by their parents. Consisting of 85% asian, 10% white and 5% black. This school takes the gold fukin star for racial equality.

Oh look a pair of wallington boys. Bet they are batty

Wallington boys by S1nglePr1ngle October 23, 2017

Wallington County Grammar School 

Wallington County Grammar School is a school who think that they are smart but are actually really stupid. They also are extremely terrible at rugby and can't pull any of the girl's schools around.

Billy Bob: You heard of that school called Wallington County Grammar School?
Oliver Chimp: Them man can't get any gyal still you know XD

Wallington County Grammar School by mr deekhed October 23, 2017

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.

"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008