Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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1. any person succumbing to to fits of irrational, reckless, stupid and lazy behavior

larry: did you hear that dwayne got another DUI?

curits: nah, that motherfucker is a total ape.
by piddy pat May 29, 2007
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A common soldier, a foot slogger. Similar to cannon fodder.
Come on, you apes! You wanta live forever?

--Robert A Heinlein, Starship Troopers
by Pink January 30, 2004
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Advanced Placement Environmental Science

seems easy until you take the test...
"that APES test was ridiculously hard"
by haha345679 March 09, 2009
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a substitution for any other adjective, adverb, noun, or verb, particuarly for words concerning caziness or anger. (Ape has been adopted by many schools in Virginia and clubs have formed and it is used reguarly in everyday speach)
-You are such an ape!
-Stop aping around!
-What an apish movie...
-You dance so apishly, i am ashamed to be your friend...
by Lady of the Lampost November 06, 2004
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To force advice out of someone. Like rape, with an 'a' for advice.
Dude, you're not going to fucking ape me.
by mulan15182 July 16, 2008
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